Bogs and poink are working in a chocolate factory were talking. Bogs said he knew how to get some time off and climbed up on a rafter. Asked by the foreman “Bogs, what are you doing there?” Bogs explained “I was a light bulb.”

The foreman replied “I think you’d better go home,”

A minute later poink followed bogs out the door. Foreman asked “poink? where do you think you’re going?” poink said “I just can’t work in the dark” wtf?

Bogs and Poink were giving each other the silent treatment. After a week of no talking, Bogs realised he would need his friend to wake him for an early morning basketball try out. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, “Poink, Please wake me up at 7:00 a.m.”

The next morning the Bogs arose, only to discover it was 10:00 a.m. and he’d missed his basketball try out. Furious, he was about to go and find poink when he noticed a piece of paper on his pillow. It read: “It’s 7:00 a.m. Bogs!!! Wake up buddy”

Bees are going on strike. Apparently they are demanding more honey and shorter flower.

A cat sits on a bench next to a miserable-looking university student. The young man notices the cat looking up at him, so he decides to unburden his troubles. “I’ve spent every cent I’d saved,” he moaned. “I’ve reached the limit on my credit cards and I can’t get another student loan. I can’t pay my university fees and can’t even afford to take a girl out for a drink. What could be worse than being young and broke?”

The cat replied, “Try being young and desexed.”

In the hospital suite at a legal convention, a young lawyer meets the devil. The devil says, “Listen, if you give me your soul and the souls of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.” After Mulling this over, the lawyer says, What’s the catch?”