The engineer spent 1 whole day studying the server machine. With a piece of chalk he marked the problem spot with an X. the part was then replaced, and the machine worked perfectly again. But the hosting company’s accountant received the engineer’s bill for $100,000 they demanded and did not tally his charges.  The engineer responded. “One chalk mark, $1.”knowing where to put it, $99,999.”

As a enormous groan filled the aircraft, a flight steward took the mic and added, “Ladies and gentlemen please do co-operate with us please close all your window shades. We’ll soon be showing our inflight hit movie “Anger Management”

“That’s my beautiful mum,” Poink answered.

“Yummy,” the man said. “My mother doesn’t look like that.”

“Oh yes.” Poink said, “neither does mine.”

“Good morning madam, do you have any banned films in your collection?” Bogs asked.

“Oh yes mister,” librarian answered. “We have some real exciting banned films.”

Bogs smiled with his eyes getting larger.

“That is so great.” Bogs replied.

“What would you like mister? Nsync? Westlife? Boys to Men?”

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?” Bogs shout.

A Mayor at a nearby the table, suspecting the young patients wouldn’t know that Bogs was a famous basketball star, well explained, “He is the man who made this camp possible. Probably you’ve seen his beautiful picture on his soda bottle?”

Well, you’ve probably seen his face on his cereals carton.” A ten-year-old boy perked up. “How long was he missing?”

“Miss, I’m so sorry,” the proprietor replied, “but we don’t do swaps.”

Poink returned home, undressed and snuggled up to his wife in bed, saying “It’s terrible out there.”

“I can hear it,” she said. “Can you believe that my stupid husband is out there playing golf?”

“Don’t worry about it,” Poink said. “Get the best. Use imported.”

“What are those?” the crew asked.

“The first one is my home,” Bogs said. “The second is my church”

“What about the third hut?” the crew wanted to know.

“Oh.” said Bogs, “that’s the church I used to belong to.”