Poinks mother went into a pet shop and said, “I’d like a cute little dog for my cute little son.”
“Miss, I’m so sorry,” the proprietor replied, “but we don’t do swaps.”

A cat sits on a bench next to a miserable-looking university student. The young man notices the cat looking up at him, so he decides to unburden his troubles. “I’ve spent every cent I’d saved,” he moaned. “I’ve reached the limit on my credit cards and I can’t get another student loan. I can’t pay […]