“I’ll just give you a local anaesthetic,” said the doctor.
“Don’t worry about it,” Poink said. “Get the best. Use imported.”

In the hospital suite at a legal convention, a young lawyer meets the devil. The devil says, “Listen, if you give me your soul and the souls of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.” After Mulling this over, the lawyer says, What’s the catch?”