Strong wind and heavy rain had backed up all international and domestic flights in Hawaii, and as a result all airplane are sat on the runway for more than two hours. Capt. Jose came on the intercom to announced the possible delay of flights “Good morning folks. We’ll be getting permission to take off from air traffic control, But unfortunately to tell you that we’re 29th in line for departure.”

As a enormous groan filled the aircraft, a flight steward took the mic and added, “Ladies and gentlemen please do co-operate with us please close all your window shades. We’ll soon be showing our inflight hit movie “Anger Management”